mtv: our programming has nothing to do with music. i hope u like watching pregnant teens crying and drunk ppl peeing in public!!
vh1: all rejected bravo shows go here. we also like nostalgia shows and countdowns.
nickelodeon: we lowered our humor to the lowest common demonanator and added a laugh track to remind you what's funny. are we disney yet?!?
abc family: shows with biblical values. our only good programming is during halloween or christmas or harry potter.
usa: legit good shows and programming
tnt: the law and order channel. the only movies we play are 300 and the mummy.
amc: the green mile and forrest gump channel.
lifetime: we are the white ppl problems channel
ae: shows about criminals and ppl trying to sell their junk to antique shops. everything has a dramatic soundtrack
E!: the kardashian khannel
discovery: you only love us for the sharks
FX: Zombies, zombies, and more zombies
